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• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
  Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office....
• 53 There was a young lady named Inge Who went on a binge with a dinge.
  Now I won't breathe a word O f what really occured -- But her cunt has a chocolate fringe....
• What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
• A soldier known only as Sarge Had sex with a hooker named Marge Though only a grunt He assaulted her cunt And gave her a hon'rable discharge.
• 187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.