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• A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
  Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll be fine, so the next day she goes back to the doctor and says "I have a BC on my breast" and the doctor asks how she got it there, and she says "I was being done by my other boyfiend and he's from Boston College" so he tells her to take the medicine, and the next day she is back and she tells the Doc she has a W on her breasts and her doctor said "let me guess, you have a boyfriend from Winscinson University" and she says "no I was with my girlfriend last night and she from Michigan University!...
• A woman goes to the doctors, and says ' Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
  I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.' The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
• A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
  I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
• 1> Having just brought his son home from the eye doctor's, the Scotsman said to his wife, "Now be sure to take Donald's glasses off when he's not looking at anything.
  2> A Scotsman goes into the doctor's office carrying a gallon jug full of urine which he gives as part of his annual physical....
• A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of 3 possible operations.
  The operation is performed, but a month later, she's still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again....
• A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
  "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
• This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
  He waits for his appointment and is shown into the doctor's office....
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest....