What Do You Call An Iraqi With A Sheep Under One Arm And A Goat Under The Other?

What Do You Call An Iraqi With A Sheep Under One Arm And A Goat Under The Other?

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What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under one arm and a goat under
the other? (Bisexual.)

What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under each arm? (A pimp.)

What do you call an Iraqi who has sex with donkeys? (Normal.)

On a completely different note, what did the aspiring Zen Buddhist say
to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."

Who is the smallest man mentioned in the New Testament?
Peter.
(He slept on his watch)

When is the first mention of Baseball in the Bible?
Gensis, Chapter 1, verse 1.
"In the big inning, ..."

When is the first time motorcycles are mentioned in the bible?
When David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh's Daughter.
(She drew a prophet from the rushes at the bank.)
(That's Moses, get it?)

I never knew the Bible as such a gold mine of comedy material.
Must be cuz it had such good writers!

When is tennis firt mentioned in the bible?
The Genesis account of when Joseph served in Pharoah's court

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