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  His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you live in this house....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• Anything For Golf... A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
  The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt....
• A father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day.
  So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house....
• Clinton Bashing There were 3 high school-aged boys walking down the street in Washington.
  Suddenly, they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and he's about to be hit by a car....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• One day a boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Dad whats the difference between hypothetically and reality?
  His father said, "Well son I'll show you. Go over to your mother and ask her if she would screw the guy across the street for $...
• Politics A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?
  Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way....
• A trip to Italy A man walked in to Joe's Barber Shop for his regular haircut.
  As he snips away, Joe asks "What's up?" The man proceeds to explain he's taking a vacation to Rome....