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• A beautiful young brunette was about to undergo a minor operation.
  She had been prepared and wheeled along to the operation chamber's door where the nurse had left her to check if the operation staff were ready....
• A guy is sitting on an airplane when he sees this beautiful chick sitting across the aisle.
  He notices that she is reading a magazine about penis size, so he figures he had better introduce himself....
• Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big.
  So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual....
• This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
  She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined....
• Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big.
  So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual....
• This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
  She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined....