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• You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
  Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
• You want to smell my WHAT?
• You cannot dry dishes with a wet towel
• You ever notice how boogers don't smell?
• One day a rich woman, dressed to the teeth, was forced to use the public bus when her chauffeur became ill.
  She sat next to an old Italian lady. After a few moments of obvious sniffing, the old lady said, "Hey lady, you smell good!...
• I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues...
• 390 Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
  A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna....
• If you think that you are sweet, take off your jock & smell the seat!!