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• Q: What's worse than being hijacked by the PLO? A: Being rescued by the Egyptians.
• Q: What do you call a girl with one leg? A: Eileen.
• Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
  A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece....
• Q: What's worse than a joke about shit? A: A joke about shit thats corny.
• Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A
  Congress can't make death any worse than it is....
• Q: What's worse than lipstick on your collar? A: Leg makeup on your ears.
• Q: What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A: Finding half a worm.
• Q: What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A: Getting fingered by Captain Hook
• Q: Whats worse than lobsters on your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.