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• A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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  The agent had had a very good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity....
• Memos On The Company's Christmas Party FROM: Pat Smith, Human Resources Director TO
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• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
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  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....