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  After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex....
• Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and wonderful phone features available now.
  None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
• The math professor just accepted a new position at a university in another city and has to move.
  He and his wife pack all their belongings into cardboard boxes and have them shipped off to their new home....
• A Vaseline salesman is driving through the country, when his car starts leaking and loses all its oil.
  Not knowing what to do, he fills the engine with Vaseline, thinking that it is similar to oil, and drives away....
• One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
  .. A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky....
• Take Care Of Your Man!!! A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
  After his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his office alone....
• After months of scrimping and bargain hunting to make ends meet, a woman begged her tight-fisted husband to give her some shopping money.
  Can't you just give me an extra ten dollars so I can buy a roast?...