And Now, For Some Really Bad Picture Jokes (that I Heard At Cal Poly SLO)

And Now, For Some Really Bad Picture Jokes (that I Heard At Cal Poly SLO)

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And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO) :

Q: What's the title of this picture ?

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A: Hypotenuse

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Q: What quantity is represented by this ?

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A: 9, tree + tree + tree

Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?

A: 99, dirty tree + dirty tree + dirty tree

Q: Some birds go flying by and leave their droppings,
one per tree, how many is that ?

A: 100, dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd
+ dirty tree and a turd

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Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Q: How to catch a squirrel? A: Climb the tree and act like a nut.
Q: What's grosser than nailing a dead baby to a tree? A: Pulling it off.
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration....