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  He hastily peeked through the keyhole and saw his mother lying on the bed, naked, rubbing herself and saying "I need a man, God, I need a man!...
• Politics A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?
  Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way....
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
• Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
  Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....
• A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
  It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....
• A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
  It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....
• Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
  when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
• Airsick... A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
  A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep....
• A deaf couple checks into a motel very late at night.
  Upon moving into their assigned room, they go to bed....