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• Q: What did they do with the dead Texan that was too big to fit in a coffin?
  A: Gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box!...
• What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
  What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator....
• Did you know that computer sales persons are so full of shit that if they had an enema they could be buried in a shoe box!
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (or course.
  ) The Rich Man was very old, and getting older, and was thinking about his approaching death....
• Q: How do you brainwash an Italian? A: Give him an enema.
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....