It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.

The law states that all dogs must have their hind legs tied for the month
of April.

It is illegal to deliver diapers on Sunday.

It is against the law to cool one's feet by hanging it out the window.

It is illegal to eat peanuts in court.

It is illegal for anyone at a wake to eat more than three sandwiches.

It is against the law for taxi drivers to make love in the front seat during
their shift.

It is illegal to kiss in front of a church.

All PDAs (Public Displays of Affection) are illegal on Sunday.

It is illegal to take loins to the theatre.

It is legal to allow one's livestock to graze on public grounds except on
Sunday.

Boston - it is illegal to have frog-jumping contests within the city
limits.

Boston - it is against the law to take more than 2 baths a month.

Fitchburg - it is illegal for barbers to carry combs in the back of their
ears.

Holyoke - it is against the law to water your lawn when it is raining.