Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Little Hamster In Running Wheel Had Coronary; Waiting For Replacement To Be Fedexed From Wyoming
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
BOFH Excuses
Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming
Related:
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.
hamster n. 1. [Fairchild] A particularly slick little piece of code that does one thing well
a small, self-contained hack. The image is of a hamster happily spinning its exercise wheel....
hamster: n. 1. [Fairchild] A particularly slick little piece of code that does one thing well
a small, self-contained hack. The image is of a hamster {happily} spinning its exercise wheel....
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
As if a wheel had been in the midst of a wheel. -- Old Testament -- Ezekiel x, 10
hey [the Indians] are not running but are coming on.
-- note sent from Lt. Col Custer to other officers -- of the 7th Regiment at the Little Bigho...
Running from the Turing Police.
My brother had a hamster. He took it to the vet--it's like bringing a disposable lighter in for repair.
-- Wayne Cotte...
We had time taken away from us, and now it's been given back to us because it's running out.
-- Barbara, EDGE OF DESTRUCTION...