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• If Elvis was so great how come he's buried in the yard like a hamster?
• Lisa: [writing] I propose to determine the answer to the questio
  is my brother dumber than a hamster? Bart: Hey Lis, look what I can do!...
• You remind me of my brother Bosco--only he had a human head. -- Judy Tenuta
• MY income is ALL disposable! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
  Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
• Lisa: [tucking in Rod] Once there was a robot named Todd.
  Todd: Did he have a brother? Lisa: Yes, he had a brother named Rod, who was two space years older than him....
• I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took and to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Progress like a hamster. Perseverance brings danger.