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The Rolling Stones Concert Down The Road Caused A Brown Ou
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The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown out
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A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling.
Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_...
Watch out for falling cornice stones today.
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need.
-- The Rolling Stone...