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It's not procrastination, it's my new Just-In-Time Workload Management System!
If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit management always insists on repairing the old one.
If it's cheaper to repair the old one management will insist on replacing it with the latest model....
LEARNING CURVE: An astonishing new theory, discovered by management consultants in the 1970's, asserting that the more you do something the quicker you can do it.
No system is ever completely debugged. Attempts to debug a system inevitably introduce new bugs that are even harder to find.
-- Laws of Project Management #6...
Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad. Le
Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have erasers!...
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