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• Jaruk's Second Law: If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company will insist upon repairing the old one.
  Corollary: If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the company will insist on the latest model....
• Unfair competition: Selling cheaper than we do. -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary
• Fandom--drugs would be cheaper.
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• One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.
• Old friends are always best, less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of.
• Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one.
  Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. -- WindowError: 018...