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UBNC (user brain not connected)
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Smoke a little dope and walk out in the air: the stars are all connected to the brain. -- The Who
bot spot n. [MUD] The user on a MUD with the longest connect time.
Derives from the fact that bots on MUDS often stay constantly connected and appear at the bottom of the list....
UBD /U-B-D/ n. [abbreviation for `User Brain Damage'] An abbreviation used to close out trouble reports obviously due to utter cluelessness on the user's part.
Compare pilot error; oppose PBD; see also brain-damaged....
UBD: /U-B-D/ [abbreviation for `User Brain Damage'] An abbreviation used to close out trouble reports obviously due to utter cluelessness on the user's part.
Compare {pilot error}; oppose {PBD}; see also {brain-damaged}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Well," said Programmer, "the customary procedure in such cases is as follows.
"What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?" said End-user....
CPU not connected to the bus.
The hipbone's connected to the... jawbone?