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Just Pick Up The Phone And Give Modem Connect Sounds.
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Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds. "Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines."
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Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Prese
) Good evening. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up....
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'' ' -- Edsger Dijkstra...
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.. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
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