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I'm not sure. Try calling the Internet's head office -- it's in the book.
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ounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft suppo
You are heading for head-stone for sure.
Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
That Farrow bloke you executed today. You sure he's dead?
I cut his head off. That usually does the trick. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Head...
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure!
His faith, perhaps, in some nice tenets might Be wrong
his life, I 'm sure, was in the right. -- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667) -- On the Death of Crashaw...
I try to know what I need to know. I make sure to know what I want to know. -- Nero Wolfe
COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....