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Someone's Tie Is Caught In The Printer, And If Anything Else Gets Printed, He'll Be In It Too.
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Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.
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IGNORANCE: When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
Sooner or later, everything becomes too important to let someone else handle it.
Criminal: One who gets caught.
I'm really concerned about my wife since we moved to California.
She's gotten kind of kinky. She likes to tie me up and then go out with someone else....
He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. -- Benjamin Frankli
This fortune could not be printed: Too much memory requested.
Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
-- Mark Twai...