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Criminal: One Who Gets Caught.
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Criminal: One who gets caught.
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It is not the thief who is hanged, but one who was caught stealing. Czech Proverb
Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people.
These toys are just adorable. Who would have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius.
-- Marge throws out Krusty-related toys, "Krusty Gets Busted...
How many bailiffs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, one to hit you in the kidneys, and 8 to stand around such that none of this gets caught on camera....
Ned: [gets sweater caught in a nail] Ooh, looks like a loose nail.
Homer: Yeah, one out of twenty five ain't bad! [hammers in a nail] -- "Hurricane Neddy...
The one who does the least work always gets the most credit.
Marge: Oh, you have _nothing_ to worry about, honey.
Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_ all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes....
Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.
Life's a rut, don't get caught in a deep one!