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The Kernel License Has Expired
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The kernel license has expired
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Your illness license has expired: Report back to health immediately.
Your tagline hunting license has expired. Lose 2 packets.
OPTIMIST: Someone who goes down to the marriage bureau to see if his license has expired.
This tagline has expired.
My face is new, my license is expired, and I'm under a doctor's care!!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
There is no "A" in "KERNEL"!
Someone has messed up the kernel pointe
Microsoft Fights Linux -- By Contributing Kernel Patches If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
.. and then destory 'em. That seems to be the new Microsoft strategy for dealing with Linux....
Nature has neither kernel nor shell; she is everything at once. -- Goethe