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My Face Is New, My License Is Expired, And I'm Under A Doctor's Care!!!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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My face is new, my license is expired, and I'm under a doctor's care!!!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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.. My vaseline is RUNNING... -- Zippy the Pinhead
My EARS are GONE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
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Sign my PETITION. -- Zippy the Pinhead
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