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It Was OK Before You Touched It.
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It was OK before you touched it.
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Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched. -- Into the Wood
Consensus rules - if that's OK with you.
Sycophancy rules - if it's OK by you.
The meek will inherit the earth -- if that's OK with you.
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If you are crosseyed and dyslexic, can you see OK?
Immortality lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.
Lisa: I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people.
Especially my dad. Thank you guys. Paul: Lisa, before you go....