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  My lips are now forbid to speak That once familiar word....
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• She is not fair to outward view As many maidens be
  Her loveliness I never knew Until she smiled on me. -- Hartley Coleridge...
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• Shall I bid her goe? What if I doe? Shall I bid her goe and spare not?
  Oh no, No. no! I dare not. -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Corydon's Farewell to Philli...