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Network failure - call NBC
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What do you call the WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A failure....
Drop the guy with the devil ears. -- NBC, June, 1965
I've met the enemy; he's an overweight fascist on NBC.
out-of-band: [from telecommunications and network theory] adj.
1. In software, describes values of a function which are not in its `natural' range of return values, but are rather signals that some kind of exception has occurred....
Network is a network. Computer is a computer.
You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down.
-- Mary Pickford...
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure....