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• CLARIONET, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears.
  There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets....
• MAGNIFICENT, adj. Having a grandeur or splendor superior to that to which the spectator is accustomed, as the ears of an ass, to a rabbit, or the glory of a glowworm, to a maggot.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Drop that pickle!
• flag day n. A software change that is neither forward- nor backward-compatible, and which is costly to make and costly to reverse.
  Can we install that without causing a flag day for all users?...
• Hi June, how's the beaver?
• Look with thine ears. -- Shakespeare