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Quote #404 My devil's dictionary definition for an Intelligent Agent is a query program with a user interface that is so obscure that you must anthropomorphize it in order to account for its behavior.
-- Jaron Lanier [in his [4]Karma Vertigo essay] ( One can extend this quip to any kind of AI....
panic("bad_user_access_length executed (not cool, dude)")
2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/kernel/panic.c...
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
Jargon Coiner (#10) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
* HOBTOB (Hanging Out By The O'Reilly Books): Seeking free Linux technical support at a bookstore by waiting near the computer books for a geek to come by and then casually asking them for help....
Clerk: Dude, karma. Homer: What? Clerk: [pointing at the hat] Karma, &l
karma>. [pause] Homer: [neuter] Oh, I get it. [walks away] -- But I don't, "Homerpalooza...
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.