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  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_.
  So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service....
• Bad user karma.
• Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.
  Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?...
• Homer: Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth?
  Nine Inch Nails? Hullabalooza? Clerk: Hullabalooza is a music festival...
• Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
  Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?...
• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you.
  So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service....
• Your karma just ran over my dogma.
• Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk...