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• Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
  -- Al Capp...
• Talent in staff work or sales will recurringly be interpreted as managerial ability.
  -- Charles P. Boyle...
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of Bower Builders, a company that constructs new homes.
  "A nationwide survey reveals that the two most desired home features are a bathroom with a whirlpool tub and a large kitchen....
• But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car.
• 3M, under the Scotch brand name, manufactures a fine adhesive for art and display work.
  This product is called "Craft Mount". 3M suggests that to obtain the best results, one should make the bond "while the adhesive is wet, aggressively tacky....
• The ease of my burdens, the staff of my life. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
  ix...
• The following appeared in a letter from a department chairperson to the president of Pierce University.
  "Some studies conducted by Bronston College, which is also located in a small town, reveal that both male and female professors are happier living in small towns when their spouses are also employed in the same geographic area....
• Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!