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• Sales staff sold a product we don't offer.
• Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. -- Al Capp, in "Esquire", 1970
• As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you have no room is to spread it out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and go to sleep on it.
  You'll either embarrass the hotel into giving you a room or you'll be hauled off to the local jug, where at least you'll have a roof over your head....
• My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed.
  One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it. Al Capp...
• I am getting into abstract painting. Real abstract -- no brush, no canvas, I just think about it.
  I just went to an art museum where all of the art was done by children....
• There is no abstract art. You must always start with something.
  Afterward you can remove all traces of reality. -- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)...
• Bewitched and bewildered in San Diego.
• Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered, they should be!
• That is utterly preposterous.