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The Vulcan-death-grip Ping Has Been Applied.
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The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.
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There's no such thing as a Vulcan Death Grip
Death has been proven to be 99 per cent fatal in laboratory rats.
Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
Spock: "Captain, I will not be coming with you." Picard
Ambassador--" Spock: "The reason for my coming here has never been more clear....
blargh /blarg/ n. [MIT; now common] The opposite of ping, sense 5
an exclamation indicating that one has absorbed or is emitting a quantum of unhappiness....
blargh: /blarg/ [MIT] n. The opposite of {ping}, sense 5
an exclamation indicating that one has absorbed or is emitting a quantum of unhappiness....
exploit n. [originally cracker slang] 1. A vulnerability in software that can be used for breaking security or otherwise attacking an Internet host over the network.
The Ping O' Death is a famous exploit. exploits an exploit in sense 1...
Kirk: "I couldn't get past the death of my son." Spock
I was prejudiced by her accomplishments as a Vulcan." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.
-- Parish Magazine...