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• If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
• The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.
  -- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Projec...
• May you take up a career in bomb disposal and earn the nickname 'Clumsy'.
• Accidents are surprises set up by nature.
• ime bomb n. A subspecies of logic bomb that is triggered by reaching some preset time, either once or periodically.
  There are numerous legends about time bombs set up by programmers in their employers' machines, to go off if the programmer is fired or laid off and is not present to perform the appropriate suppressing action periodically....
• ime bomb: n. A subspecies of {logic bomb} that is triggered by reaching some preset time, either once or periodically.
  There are numerous legends about time bombs set up by programmers in their employers' machines, to go off if the programmer is fired or laid off and is not present to perform the appropriate suppressing action periodically....
• Someone was smoking in the computer room and set off the halon systems.
• God is love; Satan is 30 and up one set.
• If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.