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If You Love Someone, Set Them Free. If They Don't Come Back, Then Call Them Up When You're Drunk.
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If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
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If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.
If it doesn't come back, it never was yours in the first place. -- Proverb...
Wishes are free unless you want them to come true.
Love was when you thought someone was so great that they should always be happy, and you wanted to be part of making them happy.
In love is when you feel so good around someone that you always want to be around them....
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
I can call spirts from the vasty deep. Why so can I, or so can any ma
but will they come when you do call for them? - Shakespeare, king Henry IV, Part I...
Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars.
Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....
My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa.
Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31....
The best things come when you aren't expecting them.