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If Your Father Is A Poor Man, It Is Your Fate But, If Your Father-in-law Is A Poor Man, It's Your Stupidity.
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Bernard Shaw
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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