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• Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
  Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner! Bart the Daredevil...
• Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson syndrome".
  Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me? -- "The Homer They Fall...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Abe: They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son.
  I have never fully understood why. Frankly, I can see an up-side to it!...
• Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer: D'oh!
  I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a present....
• Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
  Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?...
• Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
  Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how....
• Bart: Why are we all dressed up? Marge: [staring out the window waiting for Homer] Because sometimes it's fun to dress up for dinner.
  Lisa: Why are we using the good china? Marge: Because sometimes it's fun to use the good china....