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Q: Where Can You Buy Black Lace Crotchless Panties For Sheep? A: Fredrick's Of Ithaca, New York.
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Q: Where can you buy black lace crotchless panties for sheep?
A: Fredrick's of Ithaca, New York.
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Q: Where can you buy black lace crotchless panties for sheep? A: Fredrick's of Ithaca, New York.
New York is where you can get the best cheap meal and the lousiest expensive meal in the country.
-- Robert C. Weave...
Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep.
New York-- to that tall skyline I come Flyin' in from London to your door New York-- lookin' down on Central Park Where they say you should not wander after dark.
New York. -- Simon and Garfunkle...
New York! I say to you New York! let Black blood flow into your blood That it may rub the rust from your steel joints, like an oil of life.
Aime Cesaire (1913- )...
New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can survive anywhere.
But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? -- Edward Abbey...
Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?... -- Nursery rhyme
PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.
In Boorioboola-Gha a man is presentable on occasions of ceremony if he have his abdomen painted a bright blue and wear a cow's tail...