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  Democrats ought to, but don't....
• Democrats keep trying to cut down on their smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.
• Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
• Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
• Republicans lie -- Democrats "change their mind." -- Liberal hypocrisy
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Normally our rules are rigid; we tend to discretion, if for no other reason than self-protection.
  We never recommend any of our graduates, although we cheerfully provide information as to those who have failed their courses....