The Defense Attorney Was Hammering Away At The Plaintiff

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The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff: "You
claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle in
his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"

"Yes," he admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course, but
not much good in a fight."

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