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• The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
  -- Jim Samuel...
• Americans] are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
  -- Samuel Johnson America is a large friendly dog in a small room....
• What's the difference between the United States and Eastern European countries?
  The United States still has a communist party. -- Johnny Carso...
• Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. -- Arthur Mille
• If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?
  -- Richard M. Nixo...