Americans] Are A Race Of Convicts And Ought To Be Thankful For Anything We Allow Them Short Of Hanging.

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[Americans] are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything
we allow them short of hanging.
-- Samuel Johnson

America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its
tail it knocks over a chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee

The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to
everybody and still nobody likes him.
-- Jim Samuels

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