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• There once was a hacker named Ken Who inherited truckloads of Yen So he built him some chicks Of silicon chips And hasn't been heard from since then.
• back door n. [common] A hole in the security of a system deliberately left in place by designers or maintainers.
  The motivation for such holes is not always siniste...
• There once was a hacker named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
• In the Bayhead Public Library, books that are rarely borrowed continue to take up shelf space year after yea
  while people who want to read a recent novel frequently find that the library's only copy is checked out....
• On or about October 19, 1745 a man named Johnathan Swif
  or a spelling near unto this, died, or is said to have died, since the vital signs, the majority of them at least, are alleged not to have been present....
• El Camino Bignum /el' k*-mee'noh big'nuhm/ n. The road mundanely called El Camino Real, running along San Francisco peninsula.
  It originally extended all the way down to Mexico City...
• He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
  James Reston (about Richard Nixon)...
• Linus /leen'us'/ or /lin'us'/, not /li:'nus/ Linus Torvalds, the author of Linux.
  Nobody in the hacker culture has been as readily recognized by first name alone since Ken (Thompson)....