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There Once Was A Hacker Named Lin, Whose Tool Was As Thin As A Pin, A Virgin Named Joan From A Bible Belt Home, Said "This Won't Be Much Of A Sin.
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Stefan Posthuma
There once was a hacker named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said "This won't be much of a sin."
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