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• There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
• There once was a hacker named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
• The great film comedian, Charlie Chaplin, once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest for a laugh.
  To his surprise he did not win....
• Everybody Knows: If something is worth doing once, it's worth building a tool to do it.
  Your problem is another's solution; Your solution will be his problem....
• In a surprise raid last night, federal agent's ransacked a house in search of a rebel computer hacker.
  However, they were unable to complete the arrest because the warrant was made out in the name of Don Provan, while the only person in the house was named don provan....
• Have paid scot and lot there any time this eighteen years.
  -- Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- Every Man in his Humour, Act iii, Sc. 3...
• Once a python weighs more than half the weight of his keeper, the potential of dangerous constriction becomes very real
  akes of this size should not be handled alone. Once a python outweighs his keeper, fatal constriction is at the discretion of the python....
• A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.
  -- Sir Arnold Bax...