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• The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee.
  Queen Elizabeth was the "Vir- gin Queen." As a queen she was a success....
• She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.
• Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and screamed, "Erlenmeyer!
  My joules! Someone has stolen my joules!" "Now, now, my dear," replied her husband, "keep your balance and reflux a moment....
• She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Wai
• Well she got her daddies ca
• She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown.
  And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down....
• She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
• ABDICATION, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high temperature of the throne.
  Poor Isabella's Dead, whose abdication Set all tongues wagging in the Spanish nation....