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• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• She just lost ten pounds, she brushed her teeth.
• Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. -- Lazarus Long
• A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfo
• She's the only girl in the world who can burn a stove .
  .. Eating her cooking is like playing Russian roulette....