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• God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman. ADELA ROGERS St. JOHN
• I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the morning.
  A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for the train to come in, he said to me...
• My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ...
  he first guy that gets your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?...
• The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality.
  -- Dante Alighieri (1265-1321)...
• Thus it appears everything here is marching to music, and the harmonies are a so simple and young they are easily apprehended by those who will keep still and listen and look.
  -- John Mui...
• I pray to St. Francis of ANSI C.
• Mary, my fine daughter, show your legs to the wealthy man.
• They asked me whether I wanted 20-year financing on my house and I said, 'Make it 50!
  The apocalypse is coming, so who cares!' -- Jon Lewi...
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I don't. -- Cole Porte