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  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
• Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
  However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south....
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  Henry David Thoreau...
• People who pirate are cracked.
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  She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
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